A Fairly Normal Text Message Exchange.

Me: Damn. I always think I know what I'm doing. That's when reality likes to give me a swift kick like "Take that, bitch."

A: You do know. But you're just not doing it.

Me: Haha. True. Man! Well, everyone always knows, I suppose. Fuck that tabula rasa idea.

A: I know. It's more like fabula falsa.

Me: ....

A: I'm being really witty in Romanian. Fabula is fable, and falsa is false.